uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

by robert freedman June 11, 2006

schoof

An ultra-capable everything word. Not always derogatory. An excellent word for awkward conversations. The perfect oratory tool when your objective is to alienate joke outsiders. Slightly confusing if your name is, in fact, Schoof.

Imma get my schoof on.

Gook page notes need to get the schoof outta their pants.

Get your schoof out of me.

Kevin: You're fucking stupid.
Davin: You're STUPID!
Kevin: If I wanted my comeback, I would have schoofed it off your mother's face.

Get that look of your schoofing face.

Tea-tea-teach me how to schoof, tea-tea-teach me how to schoof.

Why the schoof are we still here?

Oh shit, schoof figured it out...

by YbumbleB June 5, 2011

scroff

A useless, unkempt, pathetic excuse for a human being.

Hey, get out of my rubbish bins you weaselly piece of fermented scroff!

by Freddie Frackshat August 27, 2007

scroopty

Broke-ass bitch cracker

Clifton is a scroopty.

by bigboi982 March 3, 2007

Scroogin'

Buying someone something less for Christmas because they didn't buy you anything for your birthday or a past event.

Ex. Carl: "Hey Danny, can I have a beer, It's my birthday after all?"
Danny: "No, I already gave you one yesterday."

(Carl goes home)

John: "So hows it going?"
Carl: "Not too good. My friend's such a cheap bastard. I think this Christmas I'm a be Scroogin' a little bit."

by TheScrooge November 27, 2010

Scroopa

Fake ass. Something or someone that is fake. Not real. Liar. Knock off.etc

I hate when people wear scroopa jordans.

by Badace3 August 16, 2011

Scrooge McDick

A person or persons of the rich variety who hoard money and are assholes. The kind of person you rob.

I found scrooge mcdick walking home and took him for his ducketts.

by Handledeesnuts June 29, 2020