Scorched

to verbally burn someone to a devastating degree

Eva: Elisa, your eyebrows look like birds, one day they are going to get up and fly away.
Braden: Scorched!
Elisa: I hate you guys

by boybraden December 21, 2014

Scorchy

A man so lit that he is considered a sexy beast.

This man is Scorchy that he can get laid any time he wants.

by Scorchboy January 5, 2017

Ass scorch

To flatuate IN another persons rear end.

Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!

by Nutty Dud3 December 24, 2008

Scrotchies

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment

by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011

scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018

scorchio

The term used to describe Spanish weather in the Fast Show's Channel 9 sketch. It was always 'scorchio' (accompanied by the appropriate symbol of a sun) except for one episode, when it was cumulus nimbus, making Paula the weather girl cry.

"xxx...scorchio!" (where xxx is a place name, repeat until you've covered the entire country)

by Superfrog March 8, 2004

Finger Scorcher

The ending half inch/quarter inch on a blunt or joint. Finger Scorchers are so small they burn your finger whilst taking a hit.

zack: This blunt is so small it's a finger scorcher, should I toss it?

shaun: Put it in the bowl, that's a finger scorcher.

zack: Word up, don't wanna burn myself.

by Lyons954 November 30, 2011