Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019

chub scruff

a cute guy who is a little on the puggy side and hasn't shaved in a few days

oh baby, that is a hot chub scruff

by kristin22 August 28, 2006

scruffle

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

by GentlySevere May 10, 2009

scruffyballs

A beautiful fluffy dog with meth coated furry balls

My friend is SCRUFFYBALLS.

by SCRUFFYBALLS January 27, 2015

scruff pod

singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.

plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.

Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.

Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.

Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.

by merrycakes December 5, 2014

scroff

A useless, unkempt, pathetic excuse for a human being.

Hey, get out of my rubbish bins you weaselly piece of fermented scroff!

by Freddie Frackshat August 27, 2007