Screener

A person who is locked into their phone and oblivious to their surroundings.

Audrey yelled over “hey screener” set your phone down and pay attention to our me.

by Cellphone watch dawg December 24, 2024

Screenior

Elderly person who spends a lot of time on their iPad.

My grandpa is a screenior, i can't even get his attention.
Check out those screenior citizens, they're probably reading Fox News.

by BikeTour26 August 11, 2025

screenworth

Derived from the portmanteau of "screen time" and "self-worth", this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you outsource your self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time that you can get from your parents. For example, when you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your opponents are 270 millions of Indonesian residents with the average screen time of 6.05 hours per day — the highest in the world.

After arguing with my parents for an extra hour of screen time, I realized my screenworth was way too high—it's like I measured my value based on how much time I could binge-watch YouTube on my smartphone compared to my friends!

by Emotional Cruiser September 24, 2025

flat-screener

Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.

I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.

by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013

Smoke screener

A person that distract you from your hit on the bong with a stupid story so they can take multiple hits of the bong and then allows you to take a cashed hit

Our friend Aussie is a smoke screener , he never takes just one hit he always makes up a story so he distracts us so he can smoke more then one hit

by meowsierz777 March 30, 2017

NUDE SCREENER

A person you send nudes with no intention of fucking

A platonic friend you use for critique of your naked body

"Hey will you screen my nudes?"
"Yeah man, I'll be your NUDE SCREENER, send em over."

by Blinko345 April 1, 2019

Title Screeners

A slur for people who emulate games. This comes from a trend of people who post video games title screens (usually Pokemon) on their PC handhelds or modded 3DS systems for internet clout, only to never actually play the games they downloaded.

These Title Screeners are so Annoying! We should send them to the farm so they can finally appreciate gaming!

by AwesomeSauceEric March 2, 2026