Screeling

An undead creature of the underworld sent to the living by the Keeper to do his bidding.

The Screelings are loose and the Keeper may win.
His assassins have come to rip off your skin.
Golden eyes will see you if you try to run.
The screelings will get you and laugh like it's fun.

Walk away slow or they'll tear you apart,
and laugh all day long as they rip out your heart.
Golden eyes will see you if you try to stand still.
The screelings will get you, for the Keeper they kill.

Hack 'em up, chop 'em up, cut 'em to bits,
or else they will get you while laughing in fits.
If the screelings don't get you the Keeper will try,
to reach out and touch you, your skin he will fry.

Your mind he will flail, your soul he will take.
You'll sleep with the dead, for life you'll forsake.
You'll die with the Keeper till the end of time.
He hates that you live, your life is the crime.

The screelings might get you, it says so in text.
If screelings don't get you the Keeper is next,
lest he who's born true can fight for life's bond.
And that one is marked; he's the pebble in the pond.

If you want to live, walk slowly away from the screeling.

by Ava333 September 17, 2011

Scraping the glue

The act of scraping crusty semen off the underside of a desk belonging to a former co-worker whose constant masturbation got them fired.

Margot watched in horror as Mike started scraping the glue from Jason’s old desk.

by VapersAgainstGuns69 October 3, 2019

screaming camel

When you separate the lips of a vagina and scream into it to release your pent-up childhood aggressions.

I stopped paying for therapy and gave my girlfriend a screaming camel.

by The Holy Empire of Butt-Lovin April 17, 2016

kicking and screaming

when somebody is struggling to keep from being forcibly moved, removed, or pulled against their will or otherwise do something that they do not want to do.

Amanda Knox says she will only go back to Italy "kicking and screaming" after an Italian court ruled she should not have been cleared.

by Miss That Buff Dude? March 4, 2014

second screening

The opening of a second screen for distraction and/or entertainment purposes (e.g. emails, Instagram, Facebook) while attending a video meeting on a separate screen via Zoom, FaceTime, etc.

During the Zoom staff meeting, Mollie second screened and caught up on her emails.

Daniel was obviously second screening during the meeting; he was tweeting at the same time.

by MikeInDC October 27, 2020

screaming genie

after a long night of over drinking, one vomits so hard they shit themselves as well.

the room smelt fouly of puke and shit after jamie had a screaming genie adventure all over the dorm room.

by lauren<3 January 28, 2004

screaming meemies

Attack of the nerves or an extreme state of manic disposition.

Hildred has had an attack of the screaming meemies. I think she needs to chill out and have a beer.

by twistedchick August 29, 2007