Scaramouche

SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE WILL U DO THE FANDAGO?

scaramoucheTHUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME

by batchasshoe August 6, 2020

Scrambie Eggs

Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.

I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.

by Thegohan December 11, 2010

Yolky scrambler

The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.

Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground

chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"

by HellzAp0pin October 13, 2011

Egg Scrambler

The act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.

The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.

The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.

"Bill, I'm really craving some scrambled eggs. Could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?"

"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."

by GBE064OTF February 1, 2014

2 o'clock scramble

The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.

Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?

Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.

Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?

Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!

by tryingtogetleid April 14, 2009

Scrambled egg baby

A baby that only eats eggs
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Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby

by kira8j April 29, 2021

Ham Scramble

The desperate attempt to tuck your junk back into your pants or under the covers after your mother walks in on you masturbating and giving yourself a hearty wanking.

Frank: Hey brahhhh! Why the long face?
Carl: Bad morning. I was giving myself of good old fashioned wank this morning before school and well.......mom walked in on me.
Frank: Were you able to Ham Scramble?
Carl: No. She handed me a tissue and walked out.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015