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Scottsdale

An area here in the Phoenix Metropolitan Area inhabited entirely by rich, snooty, brats who are all white, drive $100,00 cars, wear designer brands, and live in houses that cost twice as much as in neighboring Phoenix, Mesa, or other cities in Metropolitan Phoenix. They make their money through banking, law, business, or real estate, automatically account for half of the brats in Arizona. Their mothership is the Scottsdale Mall, an fucking enmorous, overpriced mall that boasts the worlds largest collection of useless shit. They also can’t help but boast that they have the only Shake Shake, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Prada, Louis Vuitton, and other luxury brands in all of Arizona. In conclusion, avoid it all costs.
I’ve never met anyone from Scottsdale that isn’t

1. Worth at least $500,000
2. Not White.
by BoredLife June 26, 2018
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Scottsdale Special

When your scrotum gives off an odor reminiscent to onions and burnt bacon.
John: Hey man, how was work?
Mike: Terrible, man. I worked so hard I got the Scottsdale Special goin' on.
by Blunty McDoob October 10, 2012
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Chevy Scottsdale

Old ass shitty truck that pseudo bad ass men drive. Most of these trucks go through more drive trains than tires. Normally these trucks are driven by hill-jacks who drink and drive, as well as hunt. Scottdales usually house grungy men who have not shaven or have had a haircut for many,many months. If driving one of these trucks, you may as well end the suffering and buy a Toyota so that the accelerator pedal can stick and you can drive off a cliff.
The young man driving his Chevy Scottsdale has learned the only thing it is good for is a boat anchor.
by redneck135 February 24, 2010
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Dirty Scottsdale

The southern portion of Scottsdale, Arizona from Camelback road down to the Tempe border. While this portion of Scottsdale is far nicer and higher income than any other city in the Phoenix area it's considered the "ghetto" of Scottsdale by anyone living north of Camelback. The difference between the more wealthy north Scottsdale and "Dirty Scottsdale " is that residents of the southern portion of the city usually earn less than 6 figures. Typically residents of Dirty Scottsdale tend to not live beneath their means and buy cars they cannot afford and live off credit to give the assumption of wealth when they really are making only between 30-60k a year.
Joe from North Scottsdale: Cousin Jason just bought a Escalade for $75,000 when he works at a commission based telemarketing agency and only makes around 40 thousand a year. Isn't that quite ridiculous my dear Mindy?

Mindy from North Scottsdale: Ha ha ha! My Range Rover cost $90,000! What a loser! Thank god father kicked him out of our families estate and he stuck in a condo in Dirty Scottsdale! He'll never be a north sider because he went to ASU!
by rocknrollaintnoisepullution October 16, 2019
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scottsdale prep

a shitty no good school in rich fag scottsdale who tortures their kids who are retarded and think their the shit but still drink milk from their mommies titties
kid 1 : I go to scottsdale prep

kid 2 : ewww get the fuck away from me faggot
by scottsdale definition boy October 29, 2021
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scotsmary

scotsmary is an amazing editorbyet underrated
Scotsmary is a great editor
by Sugarscrubs February 20, 2022
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Scottsdale, AZ

A vacation town for families from Washington state and Short Hills, New Jersey. Full of resorts and essentially the Beverly Hills of AZ. Lots of people came because of Covid-19 (for they are scared to exit the US and not be allowed back-in.
Scottsdale, AZ-I am going on vacation to the Ritz-Carlton in Scottsdale and to see the Grand Canyon.
by Happy facer boi April 17, 2022
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