Scissor Kissing
Scissor Kissing by Mercy Worsey June 1, 2021
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scissor gang mafia
anyone from 12 to 25 who feels the need to take pics while flashing the peace sign, usually with the arm bent across the chest, trying to look 'gangsta'. an overtly outward attempt to cover for douchebaggery. for added effect will also turn hat side ways. can be certifed by asking them to spell 'ghetto' or by simply pointing a camera at them. actually flashing the sign in front of a real gang banger would get their ass kicked for being a poser. tend to 'represent' in great numbers on myspace by taking self portraits. usually outed on the dirty dot com.
when the photographer for the local '@night' website went trolling at the local skank holes, the scissor gang mafia was representin' in force every time he pointed the camera at someone!
scissor gang mafia by captain sarcastic October 16, 2009
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scissor gang mafia
-Noun.
1.) Can be used to refer to trendy MTV aspiring suburban douche bags, who pose for pictures to be displayed on the internet by creating "scissors" with their fingers. The telltale sign of true SGM members has the "scissor" fingers usually accompanied with some type of bend in the elbow, a pouty or serious glare, and an air of poser which elicits a sense of physical and emotional disgust.
2) Abbreviated as SGM.
1.) Can be used to refer to trendy MTV aspiring suburban douche bags, who pose for pictures to be displayed on the internet by creating "scissors" with their fingers. The telltale sign of true SGM members has the "scissor" fingers usually accompanied with some type of bend in the elbow, a pouty or serious glare, and an air of poser which elicits a sense of physical and emotional disgust.
2) Abbreviated as SGM.
1) Anyone from the Real World/Road Rules Challenge or the "Gauntlet."
2) Justin Bobby from the Hills.
3) Anyone who attends State school and is a member of a fraternity or sorority.
4) Anyone who drinks beer which is worth less than the red cup it is served in.
5) Are you scissor gang mafia?
2) Justin Bobby from the Hills.
3) Anyone who attends State school and is a member of a fraternity or sorority.
4) Anyone who drinks beer which is worth less than the red cup it is served in.
5) Are you scissor gang mafia?
scissor gang mafia by Michael J. Waldren April 9, 2008
scissor doors
Scissor doors used to be exclusive for Lamborghinis. Now everyone does the conversion and takes away the uniqueness from it. Most automobiles with the conversion look hideous. Ladies and gentlemen, lets all thank the moronic Honda owners out there.
Hey thanks a lot jackass. Scissor doors are now played out thanks to you and your riceboys putting them on your slow POS Hondas.
scissor doors by gsgdfgsd December 3, 2006
Scissor Kiss
In the puddle of wrestling mud, the two swamp things gave each other a scissor kiss of such extrordinary eroticism that they rubbed their lips raw.
Scissor Kiss by Kevin Jenson from salt lake city utah September 15, 2003
Scissor ballin
A sexual act that requires both parties to lay in the scissor position. The male will discreetly thumbs his balls into the females vagina, whilst they both stare intensely into each others eyes and finger each others mouths.
The benefits to this is that you can gain maximum intimacy with a random girl without it being cheating.
The benefits to this is that you can gain maximum intimacy with a random girl without it being cheating.
Person 1: Hey dude did you shag that girl last night?
Person 2: nah I've got a girlfriend, we just went scissor balling.
Person 1: Safe
Person 2: nah I've got a girlfriend, we just went scissor balling.
Person 1: Safe
Scissor ballin by RussellBrent August 20, 2013