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Scientology

Scientology having nothing in common with science scient translates from xenuian as L. Ron Hubbard's penis and the suffix -ology meaning study of... literally means study of L. Ron's penis
Scientology has nothing in common with science scient obviously is used by actors who can't get works obsession with L. Ron's penis while the -ology means study of. Culminating in the study and cataloging of L. Ron Hubbard's penis .
by bentgenius May 30, 2018
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Scientology

The phenomenon in which Anonymous kills a fad faster, based on it's popularity.
Man#1: Dude... Getonmyhorse.com got hit by Anonymous.
Man#2: Wasn't that huge for a while?
Man#3: Yeah. Leave it to Anonymous, right?
Man#1: Scientology'd.
by Conspicuous-Ninja December 1, 2010
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Scientology

A less popular copy of Christianity. Similar principle, but less public appeal.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, you know what I just realised?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Scientology is just like Christianity.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Well, they both involve some great celestial being and people believing in what they read in a fiction novel.
Guy 2: Holy shit.
by Willdood December 31, 2009
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Scientology

A dumb ass religion that has stolen a beloved actor named Tom Cruise. It's also the main religion Anonymous and 4-chans roasts and exposed. A fucked-up cult.
Christian: God is my savior.
Muslim: Allah is my savior.
Scientologist: Thetan is my sempai. He fuckin thicc. America is fucked without scientology.
Atheist: You guys really need some help.
4-chans user: it's not the christian or muslim. It's the scientologist.
Atheist: ok.
by tbone42 October 28, 2018
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Scientology

A whole load of shit. It's one of very few things that Christians and Atheists can agree on. It was founded by a science FICTION WRITER. At least there are/have been some intelligent people who can defend/justify Christianity (John Lennox, William Lane Craig, C.S. Lewis, Ravi Zacharias ect) but when it comes to scientology, it's not scientific and a whole load of utter carp.
Christian: I believe god is real
Atheist: I believe he is not real
Scientologist: Have you guys heard of Scientology
Christian and Atheist: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WEEBFUKTARDWANKER
by Fizzer205 October 27, 2020
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Scientology

A mix between a cult and a very well organized crime ring creatively invented by arguably the best and most successful criminal mastermind ever.

The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
One year ago:

Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!

Herbert: Great!

Present Day:

Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!

Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
by Dr.FartScientist October 21, 2018
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Scientology

What's your religion?
Scientology.
by username already taken June 5, 2015
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