Tom Schwartz

An otherwise decent looking man who wears muumuus and does stupid things

“Tom Schwartz would be so attractive if he wasn’t best friends with Porn Stache Sandy”

by ShiShu May 8, 2023

Meir Schwartz

An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?

Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz

by FckWtbry December 10, 2019

Brian James Schwartz

BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!

brian james schwartz is snatched

by bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzamm October 16, 2019

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

the size of the boy genetal

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it

by dark _helmet January 11, 2020

Kurtis Schwartz

A true Fondy man. He loves eating cheese of all flavors, especially swiss. A great personality and if you get on his good side, he might even pull out the bald cap. Kurtis is truly a unique, one of a kind man. He is a member of the Fond du Lac Mug Club. A loyal and faithful man, except for when it comes to seeing his Gumar out at the bar.

You just found a Kurtis Schwartz, truly a one of a kind man.

by Tkroll24 March 30, 2023

Tiger Schwartz

A small male with a large dad who has a bad way with girls allowing all conversations come to a awkward silence. He has many loki bracelets and a pair of fake yeezys. If your name is Tiger Schwartz or you are referred to as Tiger Schwartz, you must be really bad at Call of Duty but your skills excel in the shooting range knowing every combination or sequence due to the hours of practice you have taken

person: Are you playing COD?
Man: Yea, I'm having a blast
person: Lol you just died, you must be tiger Schwartz!
man: But i am really good using my karabin in the shooting range!

by TigerSchwartz December 6, 2017

Holly Schwartz

A little piece of Heaven from a small town in Oklahoma.

You are such a Holly Schwartz! I’m gonna marry you one day!

by CV79 October 29, 2022