farragut schools

farragut high/farragut middle is probably the worst school in knoxville. everyone there is fake and annoying asf. it’s filled with the weirdest kids ever and shitty ass teachers

nobody like farragut schools , please shut that shi down

by Whotfaskedlol September 6, 2021

University of Chicago Laboratory Schools

Best school in the country that is not in New York. President Obama sent his kids to the school, and that is just one of the abnormally high status attendees who went to the school. The school is filled with rich snobs who look down at anyone who doesn't have a 4.0 GPA or is mentioned in some article in some famous newspaper about some overachievement. The kids who go there are abnormally smart but they know how to party. They study hard, but they party harder. Abnormally rich parents send their kids to UCLS when they are in Kindergarten so that they are brainwashed so early and don't know anything besides A+'s and expensive cars and penthouses. Unless your the kid of one of the teachers. Then your lucky to get in on half off the tuition. Whenever you tell anyone you go to UCLS, kids are amazed because they just hear University of Chicago.

Random public school kid, "Hey which school do you go to?"

Rich private school kid, "I go to the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to the University of Chicago!?!? but your really young!?!"

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass. I'm 15, and even though i skipped to grades, I'm not going to go to college before i can drive."

Random public school kid, "So which district is it part of."

Rich private school kid, "No dumbass, we're not part of a district cuz we're a private school."

Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to a private school!?!? So are you really rich??"

Rich private school kid, "I live in a 2.5 million dollar condo in downtown Chicago. and my parents drive 2 new $100,000 mercedes cars, an Aston Martin, and a vintage ferrari. So what do you think.

by goldcoast48 November 7, 2010

Kamehameha Schools

Established as a school in 1887 by Princess Bernice Pauahi Bishop for native Hawaiians it is now formally known as a Puanhou and Iolani combined since all the people there seem to be more haole and asian than ever.

*Kamehameha Schools Admissions*
Bradah 1: Oh we have 2 applicants which one should we choose?
Bradah 2: The one with the Asian last name to make the school diverse
*Does this 1038576947593482839823757 times*

by Holdback November 7, 2016

Schools in USA

A shooting range

Pew pew pew is all you hear from schools in USA

by Theantivirgin January 21, 2021

Lakota Local Schools

A country schools in the middle of no where. Where the whole school is full of “country boys” who are not even country boy, but call themselves country boys to make themselves look cool. They’re more dicks than actual country boys. And then there’s “gangsters” that are not even gangsters and are wannabe gangsters that would fight anyone there if you’d look them straight in the eye thinking they’re scary where in reality they’re just fools. There’s then lot of blue haired he/she that don’t know what gender they are. They have to keep searching if they’re a girl or boy, but they’re too lazy so they just stay in between.

Scary right? You haven’t even seen half of it. The best thing about their school is that their teachers are cool … kind of sort of not. There’s then students getting it on in the locker rooms. What a nice fit in Lakota! A school so full of their pride and thinking any of their sports programs has a chance at state. Their basketball, football, baseball, softball, and volleyball is a joke. The only good sport they have is Bowling and you can get Varsity so quick; quicker than your dad finishing in you- can’t finish that.

Welcome to Lakota where there’s tons of Gavins spelled differently, things going on in the locker, and stupid students. Tons of wannabe country boys, tons of wannabe gangsters, and tons of no wining sports programs. A school where their athletic director is a creep and was fired from another high school because of a thing that happened.

Some random girl:“Lakota Local Schools is awesome!”

Some random dude: “No it’s not.”

by ehhhwhatsup August 27, 2021

schoofseckel

sheep's testicles

bish en schoofseckel

by Otto Vutzenlecker October 1, 2003

schoolscum.com

A nationwide website that allowed you to post slams/talk shit about poeple in your high school annonymously without registration. Categories broke down by ( Coast => State => High School => Post ).

schoolscum.com is a site to slam all those scumbags in your high school.

by Ksgush January 13, 2008