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Shnerb

A shnerb (also known as the dugong) is the cow of the sea. It only eats canned fruit, and it speaks in a language foreign to us, called "Shmiggle".It loves listening to Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha. It doesn't have wings, and it doesn't live in a tree. To make a shnerb, a badger will have to mate with a different species, called a "Zit". Zit's spend the majority of there lives knitting, and eating cold pizza. Badger's spend time eating people's asophogaus's and trademarking certain area's of the world by spelling out the words Ah-meh-lihoop in canned fruit juice (peach or another type of nectar). Zit's can only speak two words; neemish and graceme. Badger's can only think of one thing: power. Shnerb's like to talk about a muppet named sam the eagle.
Shnerb: I love the muppet named sam the eagle.
Zit: Neemish. Graceme.
Badger: Power.
by shnerb expert May 5, 2010
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Mike scherb

Mike scherb is the biggest bitch you will ever seen he is not nice and funny and will never have a girlfriend and when he finds a girl he likes he will obsess over her and call her his girl and never will get her and pushes them away farther he is always friends with weird kids and has barely any friends also someone who cries over golden scars being taken in fortnite battle royale
Oh that kid mike scherb likes you

RUN
by Scherbivore_lives_matter May 31, 2019
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Schneeb

To wipe something that shouldnt be wiped
by Dom Hague May 19, 2008
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schneeblings

The last bit of a piece of food e.g the last square of chocolate or the crumbs and broken bits of a piece of cake.
Can I get a schneeblings of that iced bun?
by Darkshadow987 June 24, 2007
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schneible

HAHAHAHA helen just schneibled down the slide :')
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schnarb darb larb darb gargen

a terriseneze phrase meaning "Get your filthy hands off of my precious goat you ass monkey shit licking cockface!!"

Often used as a friendly greeting during rush hour traffic
a black 1985 dodge truck with gray racing stripes drives by flying a huge rebel flag and a man with a full flavor cigarette hanging out of his mouth screams, "Schnarb darb larb darb gargen!!" he is probably screaming this in a violent manner but means well by it.......simply scream it back and go about your business or he will do it repeatedly
by Gangsta Nuggets July 23, 2010
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schner

what up schner?
by boston t. party May 21, 2003
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