SHNERB (al-ko-hol) noun

1. a shnerb is one who frequently paints their arse green and runs around on a flag pole thinking it is a flying broom stick. you can casually find them at your local barbeque parties shouting "WHERE'S MY FUNZIES TOY, HERMI-ONE?!"

2. a flanimal that Ricky Gervais had created with his wife
ellis, "Hey, do you remember that shnerb who crashed your BBQ party?

roonie, "Yer, I think it hit my balding dad with a stick threatening him with the avada kedavra curse"
by ironically misspelled September 5, 2011
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can meen anything from yo to sure. works in most cases and replaces many various words
today i shnerbed my flergen
by murrayfizzle June 22, 2004
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A shnerb (also known as the dugong) is the cow of the sea. It only eats canned fruit, and it speaks in a language foreign to us, called "Shmiggle".It loves listening to Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha. It doesn't have wings, and it doesn't live in a tree. To make a shnerb, a badger will have to mate with a different species, called a "Zit". Zit's spend the majority of there lives knitting, and eating cold pizza. Badger's spend time eating people's asophogaus's and trademarking certain area's of the world by spelling out the words Ah-meh-lihoop in canned fruit juice (peach or another type of nectar). Zit's can only speak two words; neemish and graceme. Badger's can only think of one thing: power. Shnerb's like to talk about a muppet named sam the eagle.
Shnerb: I love the muppet named sam the eagle.
Zit: Neemish. Graceme.
Badger: Power.
by shnerb expert May 6, 2010
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