The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
Get the phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushmug. Not smegma. Distinctly NOT the thick, white, cheesy substance that accumulates under the foreskin. Not smegma at all but rather schmegma.
by schmegma originator December 17, 2021
Get the Schmegmamug. Taint mold; a build up of used up skin cells that collect the dirty sex smell and froth like yeast compared textured looking gunk ( most of the time containing flour particles from dough balls while making pizza for a living) that builds up in the depths of the groin in nymphos who don't have time to shower between sessions
by StuckMojo113 June 12, 2021
Get the Schmegmamug. Sticky, foul-smelling white secretion around the base of a penis head made of pre-cum, urine, and penile lubricant. Usually forms due to infrequent or poor hygiene, typically on uncircumcised penises. Simply showering every 1-2 days will prevent buildup, or you can use the ol’ toilet paper method (you know what I mean) in a pinch.
by Bionodroid December 22, 2018
Get the Schmegmamug. by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015
Get the Schmegmamug. by AndrewnotsoSmart October 29, 2017
Get the Schmegmamug. Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.
by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015
Get the Schmegmamug.