The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 07, 2010
Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.
by KAPM May 18, 2022
Smegma is the thick, white, cheesy substance that collects under the foreskin of the penis…
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.
by Booboothatdude January 27, 2022
by AndrewnotsoSmart October 29, 2017
Taint mold; a build up of used up skin cells that collect the dirty sex smell and froth like yeast compared textured looking gunk ( most of the time containing flour particles from dough balls while making pizza for a living) that builds up in the depths of the groin in nymphos who don't have time to shower between sessions
by StuckMojo113 June 12, 2021
Sticky, foul-smelling white secretion around the base of a penis head made of pre-cum, urine, and penile lubricant. Usually forms due to infrequent or poor hygiene, typically on uncircumcised penises. Simply showering every 1-2 days will prevent buildup, or you can use the ol’ toilet paper method (you know what I mean) in a pinch.
by Bionodroid December 22, 2018
by P8Riot4Evr June 19, 2015