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schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.
Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"
by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024
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schmeagan

A very flamboyant veagan person resembling a gorilla, who likes to pretend to eat meat during the day and infront of others but is secretly eating tofu in the closet.
“I walked out to my car and caught a Schmeagan eating tofu in my trunk.
by Seirdohng April 17, 2024
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schmeanus

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Girl1:My boyfriend’s schmeanus is great
Girl2: Omg! Mine too
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schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

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I have about schmeven cans of beer in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on MySpace
by Formalis September 6, 2025
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schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

See: "schmeventy" for a bigger version
I have about schmeven cans of beer left in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on Myspace.
by Formalis September 6, 2025
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schmeventy

"Sh-mev-en-ty"
A number, it's Seventy, give or take Seventy (so anywhere between zero and one hundred & forty).
0 ≤ Schmeventy ≥ 140

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I have about schmeventy miles left of fuel in my car.
I drank around schmeventy shots last night at the party.
I was sent schmeventy reels by my friend on Insta last night.
by Formalis September 6, 2025
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