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scheißekopf

"scheiße" means shit;
"kopf" means head.

Each word by itself makes sense in German; the combination of these two words does not make sense.

English speakers put these two words together to make a new word, "shithead". This works in English. Doing so in German, however, does not work.

Just ask any German-speaking person: they'll tell you "scheißekopf" makes no sense in German.
To avoid sounding like a dummkopf, don't use the contrived and inaccurate term, scheißekopf.
by iibuzne September 3, 2005
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Jacob schneider's Disease

Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂
"Bro why do you use so many damn emojis?"

"Sorry dude, I have Jacob schneider's Disease😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂"
by mattttyj July 27, 2014
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Heilige Scheiße

Nevin: "Hey whats going on? Did you finish that 2000 word essay on Ionic bonds?"
John: "No, why?"
Nevin: "It is due tomorrow..."
John: "Heilige Scheiße!"
by Nevin Ferdinand December 8, 2006
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Schendel

A last name of Germanic origin. It means shingles, as in the kind on a roof.
Schendel is similar to last names such as Baker, Fletcher and Shoemaker. These names were created when last names were simply the family profession.
by Schendelster February 5, 2008
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Schneider Man

Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".

His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid
Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man
by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008
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Rob Schneider

washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.
Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.
by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006
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scheiße

Hans: Was ist das?

Klaus: Achtung! Das ist granate!

Hans: Scheiße...

Boom!!!
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005
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