texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.
dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!
by ilovebritain August 14, 2009
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Crew Scheduling

An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.

See Evil.

See also Demon.
I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!
by rmah9k November 07, 2010
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Schedule changer

When sex with him is so good it changes your menstrual cycle
He was so good in bed last night, a real schedule changer!
by Bettyrocks21 July 01, 2021
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scumbag schedule

When you play video games until 5 A.M. then sleep until 3 P.M.
12pm Dude 1: Hey man you wanna come play some COD with me?
8am Dude 2: Nah I'm not on the scumbag schedule
by assclowntheassinator December 05, 2021
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dump schedule

what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.

Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
by palabra up October 13, 2010
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schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...
Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...
by Shynehigh January 08, 2021
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facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status
Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-
by aildforsaken December 16, 2009
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