Schaeffer Academy

A private, classical christian school in Minnesota. Students that attend Schaeffer are often called Schaefferites and know each other fairly well. Schaefferites are defined by their ability to write, but not speak Latin fluently. This is considered a useless skill by most within the school. The school forces students to wear uniforms, but allows the occasional mufti (this is a highly celebrated and anticipated event) day. Students who graduate from Schaeffer will for certain know these five things:

1. The yearbook password for the computer lab

2. Every student and their cousin's name

3. The Apostle's Creed

4. Who Francis Schaeffer is

5. Notitia, Assensus, Fiducia

To reprimand students, teachers will give out demerits. This is a pointless piece of paper de- meriting the students actions. No one cares about them, well, except for a few people.

Finally, three things Schaeffer graduates will never understand are...
1. Why we can't chew gum.

2. What white rabbit really means and why we always say it...
3. Why we can't have our end of the year water fight anymore.

*Non schaefferites will often spell Schaeffer like Shaffer or schaffer...this is how you spot a wannabe.

I learned Latin at Schaeffer Academy for 6 years, and I still can't speak it!

by imonasafari September 27, 2011

schneider

adjective. Australian slang for methamphetamine.

"You need a schneider to wake you up?"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"

by LTkage May 12, 2017

Rob Schneider

The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners

If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.

by thierryhenry January 6, 2006

Schaeferville

1. a township within the confines of Pekin Illinois where there seems to be no zoning or regard for pollution. In this township, almost every single house has been neglected for years and they resemble a crack house. Also rent is never more that $100 a month.

2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.

3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.

I'm not going to her house, she lives in Schaeferville!

by JMAN9460 March 24, 2011

Schneidered

To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.

A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.

by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007

The Rob Schneider

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.

Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider

by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003

Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.

Just going for a Scander on Facebook.

by Lunn (2016) December 4, 2016