Skip to main content

paul schafer

isn't he that guy on david letterman? paul schafer is usually bald but can play the keyboard pretty well.
- hey did you see paul schafer play last night?

- yeah he was pretty funny
by Joe Fuzzio February 4, 2010
mugGet the paul schafer mug.

paul schaffer

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'
"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"
by hartattack June 25, 2006
mugGet the paul schaffer mug.

Riley Schafer

A big faggot, who yssualy has not life. He also sucks a kid named treys dick
Your a Riley Schafer
by McDonald's food December 12, 2017
mugGet the Riley Schafer mug.

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.
Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass
by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011
mugGet the Mad Schafer mug.

Harold Schafer

The creator of a catalytic converter buyer. The original catalytic converter buyer, and the inventor of firstamericancore.com.

Also the creator of crazypays.com the largest and the FIRST money sharing, with members web site ever created. Money is received from advertiser's and members, and shared with winning members. Crazypays has the most awesome crazy video's of all time. Harold schafer is the leader of the underground and above ground.
crazy, crazypays takes money from the rich and gives to the poor thats a harold schafer for ya. harold schafer modern day Robin Hood, inventor, creator, genius.
by crazy pays cash to members November 29, 2011
mugGet the Harold Schafer mug.

hunter schafer

hunter schafer the hottest women on earth and makaylas gf!!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
by anonymous June 5, 2021
mugGet the hunter schafer mug.

schaeffer academy

private christian school that contains one all dictating person who steals guys but otherwise its ok. and theres a fetal pig in the wall btw.
i used to go to schaeffer academy but now i dont
by stopandletmebreathe April 10, 2009
mugGet the schaeffer academy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email