scemo

The Italian word for "idiot". (fem. = scema)

I can't believe you got all those questions wrong. Tu sei scemo!

by Mad_Wog_Gina_Per_Sempre May 6, 2004

Schloggen

The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.

"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."

by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009

Scemothunk

Scemothunk is a person who clearly can't make up their mind and is emo, scene, goth, and punk all at the same time.

Person 1: bro I don't understand how someone can do that.
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!

by The New trender December 5, 2012

schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schloff

Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker

"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"

by the original G July 12, 2014

schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...

Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers

by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021