A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.
Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.
Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.
by deepspace10 December 14, 2012
Get the scatter techniquemug. When someone (in conversation) changes the subject in mid-sentence or thought with no transition whatsoever.
When my sisters and I get together, we often engage in "scatter-talk", covering many subjects at once with no transition from subject to subject.
by KGuerriero October 18, 2008
Get the Scatter-talkmug. The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.
Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!
by karinda August 23, 2011
Get the Scatter-Talkmug. -the art of talking shit
by TeddyS October 27, 2011
Get the Scatter Logicalmug. by The Scatterfuck August 25, 2011
Get the Scatter Fuckmug. The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.
by Robo January 3, 2005
Get the Scatter-shatmug. 