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"I was wasted but now i'm slanted!"
by Maggie January 21, 2004
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Garlic Scented Penis Cream

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008
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scated

How you feel the day after a night on drugs, feeling light headed and dizzy
"oooorrrr man I'm scated everywhere"
by Jimmah Eames November 10, 2006
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slanted definer

noun; an individual who frequently and repeatedly posts definitions on Urban Dictionary that are extremely opinionated and are usually intolerably annoying. They rarely give an accurate or informative definition of the word or term, but are usually nevertheless given high votes due to other users sharing their opinion. Slanted definitions usually include poor grammar, exclamation marks, and emoticons.
Scrubs - zomg totally the bes show evrrrrrrr! XD you all should totally wach it cuz is so funnnyyyyyy but also has good messgessss and stuf!

Scrubs - that show sucks balls and people who like it are queeros

Someone who leaves definitions like this is a slanted definer.
by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010
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Slanted

The phase between tipsy and drunk
Friend: “hey bro r u drunk?”
You: “ no bro I’m just slanted”
by SigmaKui February 17, 2018
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Scunted

An Australian abbreviation and more socially acceptable way of saying: Sucked in Cunt!
I just got ripped of twenty bucks!
Scunted!
My best friend just fucked my girlfriend!
Scunted!
by Squik June 16, 2010
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scunted

Scunted (adj.)

S (eriously) cunted.

When you are beyond Munted, have surpassed Cunted- you are Scunted.
You have amnesia of several hours. You are smiling dementedly and dancing on Monday morning after Friday night before. Your irises are fragile dinner plates… You got Scunted.
by *Gaia* July 20, 2008
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