scraffed

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

by HDAM February 14, 2017

Scaffidi

Term for a corrupt politician, often used as a verb.

The Minister just committed a scaffidi by accepting a gift in relation to development proposal

by amunotme December 20, 2019

Scaffidi

Corrupt politician often used as a verb

The Minister committed a Scaffidi when he accepted a gift for passing a development for his friend

by amunotme December 20, 2019

ScuffedCraft

An scuffed version of Minecraft made by the creator of this sentence.

I like ScuffedCraft! It's just like old Minecraft!

by TREE(?) January 7, 2022

Scaffadoodle

A scaffadoodle is a white orange haired guy that eats tacos on a wednesday

Guy 1: Look a scaffadoodle!
Guy 2: Where?!?

by Jajaja3000 May 20, 2022

SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Otherwise Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

Scaffadill

A man who likes to shove his penis up another mans ass but not in a gay way

Dude I love shoving my penis in mens asses but im not gay, i must be a scaffadill!

by Someone whoelse September 19, 2023