sneefie

(n.) a portmanteau of "sneaky" and "selfie." Meaning to take a photo of oneself sneakily, usually in public. Can also be used to define when an individual is attempting to take a photo of themselves with another subject in the background without raising suspicion.

Sneefies, as well as on any standard iPhone or Android camera, are usually used in conjunction with the popular app snapchat.

*at a cafe, with lots of people*
Jane: "I need to somehow get a photo of New Hot Guy! I'm way too shy to even think about talking to him though!"
John: "Why don't you take a sneefie? That way he won't suspect a thing."

Melanie: *holds front camera up, distorts face appropriately and makes sure to capture George in the background who carries on reading a book unaware, Melanie takes the sneefie and proceeds to snapchat it to her friends*

by haphazardstandards April 12, 2014

boom skeef

A slut or or whore that does whatever a guy wants them to

Yo dont talk to that boom skeef! She gave Tim head yesterday

by Justin bailey July 2, 2005

speefy

Variant of wordspiffy/word. Meaning delightful, nifty, neat, and snazzy.

"I love your speefy new t-shirt."

"I just had multiple orgasms! How speefy is that?!"

by 1337KiWi September 24, 2003

Steef

When a girls farts on your nose when sniffing her bum simultaneously licking her vagina as it queefs.

Yea that girl is weird she steefed on me when I was eating her out from behind.

by Beat My Meat Til I Yeet June 15, 2018

skeef

woman you wouldn't mind doing.
could be filth or goodlooking

*group of drunken girls stumble out of night club*
group of rowdy lads accross street shout skeef
"skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef"
"skeef"
"skeef"

by patch1111 November 22, 2006

Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.

" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

seefood

When dining with another person or group of people, chewing food and opening your mouth wide to display it's contents.
Can be a contest between siblings while dining with the family.

My brother and I pissed mom off by playing seefood at the dinner table.

by Rick M July 22, 2006