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midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"
by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010
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Sailing

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money
Sailing owns, though
by jackts9999 May 4, 2009
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Salim

Often a person who is very cool. He is liked by almost everybody. Their emotions are concealed.
Yo, that guy is pretty tight... Almost like a salim
by coolbeans123456 June 12, 2009
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Pussy Sailing

a term that means looking for girls/pussies.
looking for wiling girls to have sex.
"Man, It's been a rough week."
"Yes, we should go pussy sailing."
"Indeed"
by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010
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Saliha

Saliha is a cool girl with a awesome character. She is the best friend that you can have and can put a smile on your face every day. She's very funny and can make you laugh when your in a bad mood. She is always kind and prepared to help anyone. She will not differentiate anyone or put you down. She is also a huge soccer fan. She will verse anyone in soccer and will beat them even if they are a boy or girl. She loves sports and is good at any sports overall. She will hang out with anyone at anytime. She's also very smart and would be friends with anyone. So if you have a Saliha, do not lose her. She will be there for you in you toughest time. She also loves to draw and is a very good artist. Especially pencil drawing
person 1: Wow! Who's that dude over there playing soccer? His skills are so cool!
person 2: That's not a dude. It's a girl. And her name is Saliha.
person 1: Woah! She's got some neat moves!
by IluvSoccer August 5, 2021
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Parah Salin

The inverse of vice-presidential candidates name, Sarah Palin strangely enough becomes "para sailing".
"To get to Russia, Sarah Palin goes Parah Salin".
by phillip n July 8, 2009
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salina

tha cutest lil gurl in tha world with tha nicest body
by chadalicios May 1, 2008
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