satisfucktion

a spin-off from the sexually frustrated housewife who can't get any "satisfaction" in bed

When it was all over, she couldn't get any satisfucktion from her lover cause he came too damn quick!

by DesertNymphoManiac September 5, 2011

Satisfaction boner

When something that somebody says or does turns you on so much you get a boner

Wow the way that Clarissa woke me up gave me a satisfaction boner

by Daddy mc dick in yo ribs June 7, 2018

sick satisfaction

the feeling of pleasure at the sight of others' misfortune, especially when it either benefits you or highlights your good qualities

I get a sick satisfaction knowing that everyone in the class failed this test except for me

by casworm December 19, 2015

delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.

George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016

strut of satisfaction

The empowered walk from a blissful sexual encounter to home. For those less experienced and impressionable, this might be called the walk of shame. For those of us more mature and confident, we've renamed it to reflect our new attitude.

Txt from visiting friend: Ok, I'm headed home now. What a crazy night! Time for the walk of shame.

Reply txt: Whatever, girl! Sounds like you get the strut of satisfaction!

by pharmgrl2001 April 17, 2010

satisfiction

A claim of satisfaction when the reality is complete and utter dissatisfaction.

Your friend: How's the married life treating you?

You: No complaints.

Your friend: Sounds like satisfiction, if you ask me.

You: Hells yeah!

by thentzel September 5, 2007

demand satisfaction

When, after the act of poonery, the man takes off his condom, by the open end, then strikes the lady on both cheeks with one motion, while uttering the words "I demand satisfaction." Whereby The man challenges the woman to a repeated sexual duel.

For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.

Man 1: that's fucked up, bro.
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."

by Chouteau Priest February 27, 2008