Snatchy McSnatcherson

Someone who grabs something very hastily.

At the drive-thru Snatchy McSnatcherson grabbed his take-out bag of Big Macs and took off like a bat out of hell.

by JaneLuvsTarzan January 23, 2009

snatchy snatch

When a female is being more than a "cunt" it is appropriate to call her this. It's much friendlier but takes on the same meaning. Anytime a female has a bitchy tone it is safe to say she is a snatchy snatch.

You sure are being a vicious snatchy snatch.

by Thesnatchiest September 27, 2013

Satchel

One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.

Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"

"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"

by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020

Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

Full Satchel

The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.

Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.

David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!

Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.

by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018

COD Satchel

A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.

“Sully only thinks of himself and is always screwing someone over, he’s such a COD Satchel bro!”

by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020