1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009
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Get the stankity mug.A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.
Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.
Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.
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I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.
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O M G NO WONDER COZ THAT TOTALLY SOUNDED LIKE SANITA! HILARIOUS MF😂❤
Omggg I luv SANITA'S OUTFIT PERA
BRO DID U SEE HER HAIR THO?
THAT ASS THO lmao
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O M G NO WONDER COZ THAT TOTALLY SOUNDED LIKE SANITA! HILARIOUS MF😂❤
Omggg I luv SANITA'S OUTFIT PERA
BRO DID U SEE HER HAIR THO?
THAT ASS THO lmao
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