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sandpaper pussy

a black girls pussy who doesn't shave because black hair is alot stiffer than white hair
Ricky got himself some of that snadpaper pussy last night.
by Mikeagod March 21, 2005
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sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"
by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003
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sandpiping

Sandpiping is a sexual act involving anal penetrationand including sand in some way. There are three known ways to sandpipe. None are reccomended.

1.dipping your wet penis in sand or a dry penis in wet sand or a bit of both and then having anal sex.This is the least dangerous form of sandpiping and the most common.

2.covering your penis in hot glue then dipping it in sandand proceeding to have anal sex. This is the second most dangerous form of sandpiping.

3.glueing sandpaper to your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex. This is the most dangerous form of sandpiping. It is extremely rare, there has only been one known case and it resulted in the death of bot particiants

Sandpiping is extremely painful often for both people but especially for the reciever.The main goal of sandpiping is to create as much blood as possible.though much research has been done into the subject no-one can find any way anyone could possibly get any pleasure out of this. In fact there is only one person who openly claims to both practice and enjoy it and he knows who he is.

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1."Man thats a nice ass im gonna sandpipe her/him"

2."get the glue gun im ready for some sandpiping"
by HIghlandr October 28, 2006
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Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble
Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.
by Grech88 May 26, 2011
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human sandpaper

Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.
Nobody ever gets along with Frank, he's human sandpaper.
by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021
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The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.
Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up
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Isabel sandifer

Isabel sandifer is a juicy potato ripe for picking. is the shortest in her class straight facts. sexy beast and lucious hair you want to inhale. 10/10 would bang
damn whos that sexy potato?
thats a Isabel sandifer
ohhhh right
by ItHuRtS?? April 30, 2020
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