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sample whore

Noun-

One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.

Verb-

The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
The sample whore was hungry and broke, so he went to the grocery store to pick up a quick lunch from the sample carts.

Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.

"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
by Propaganda Panda March 30, 2008
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Pete Sampras

The best tennis player in the world besides Roger Federer.

He has an incredible first serve that rivals Andy Roddick's. His second serve is the best one of all time. It's known for producing aces during critical points. Pete also has fantastic smashes, and a deadly running forehand.

Sampras has won 14 Grand Slam Tournaments, and has earned the most career money off of tournaments alone: $43,280,489 (that doesn't include the several million dollars he's earned off of advertisements.

He also had an amazing rivalry against Andre Agassi.
Pete Sampras will fucking kick the shit out of you with his 140 mph serves.

He will pwn your ass with his running forehands.

He will anally rape your bitch-ass with his awesome serve and volley skills.
by TEnNiS_F@n September 16, 2007
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freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?
by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021
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SamPod

A slang term inspired by the term “AirPods” when referring to IconX earbuds.
Samuel: “I love having apple because it works so well with my AirPods!”
Karen: “I don’t care about your AirPods and your apple iphone because I have my SamPods with my Galaxy Note 9”
by SamPodder21 July 26, 2019
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Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.
Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.
by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010
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sampson's last wish

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.
by widget master September 29, 2020
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boob sampler

noun, a sampling of boobs, a lapdance
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
Connolly looks ready for a boob sampler.
by oxhannahxo February 4, 2007
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