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Samoans

Generally one of the most gentle human beings on Earth. Not disrespectful, friendly, and even though they are big as hell they're particularly peaceful. However, you may run into the occasional gang member, and even they are not too bad. Dont fuck with them and they wont fuck with you.
Random guys: What's up
Samoans: Nothing really, im about to workout, football season is coming up!
by BayAreaReppin March 2, 2010
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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
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Samoan Slap

Being slapped with a jandal. (Jandal being a Flip-Flop)
Usually done by a samoan lady to her kids or Husband...
If you don't behave right now I'mma samoan slap you! And you know what those feel like!!!!
by dongbull21 March 26, 2011
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Samoan(s)

Samoans are people from the Pacific. They are of the Polynesian category along with others such as tongans, and etc. I read most of the definitions of samoans, and I tell almost everyone of those are not true. Not all samoans are big, and large. I would say heavy boned and naturally muscular. LOL. Samoans are friendly people. They are called the "Happy people" of polynesia. But if you mess with them in some rude way, I can't tell you what will happen, but it probably one of your worst experience. Just kidding, not all are the worst. Some are kind-hearted. In the samoan culture, RESPECT is really involved. Respect your elders, family, and friends for they will respect you back. ( I think) So my friends, this is what I think Samoans are.
Samoan(s) tend to do daily chores that leads to be the most powerful weapon there can be to strength and respect!
by tweeta June 24, 2009
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Sambas

The greatest indoor soccer shoes ever. These shoes are the fucking boss!
Soccer player 1: Shit, did you see that guys Sambas?

Soccer player 2: Yeah, I wish I had a pair, these total 90's fuckin' blow!
by Don_Vito February 20, 2009
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Samoan land mine

"Hold on I gotta go drop a Samoan land mine!"
by ndm1598 November 9, 2014
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Samoan Roadblock

When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass
Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."

Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."
by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017
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