Hommus Sapiens

also known as Humus / Hummus / Hoummus Sapiens, depending upon local spelling

From its (obvious) Turkish (or Arabic, depending on etymological arguments) and Latin origins.

A scientific appellation to the species of more stupid humanity who are (therefore) complete dips. Also ironic, because they tend to "spread" faster than other specimens of humanity.

(Hommus being a dip or spread).

"Johann actually had to stop and think before breathing. What a prime example of Hommus Sapiens!"

by Shiraz Jek November 26, 2011

good saming

The act of performing Random Acts of Kindness. A good Samaritan.

I decided to be a good Samaritan by going good saming and paying for the car behind me in the drive through

by sofiasangelsfoundation June 24, 2014

Homer-sapien

This is the most intelligent creature to ever exsist, it’s origin is from a Fatass Simpson fan, and a giant pink glazed doughnut with rainbow sprinkles

Bro this kid is better than ninja at fortnite kid 2: he’s a homer-sapien

by XxloganPaulerSlayerxX June 9, 2018

NOMO SAPIENS

a person who lost his/her wisdom

if homo sapiens means "the wise one" then nomo sapiens should be the one who lost his/her wisdom, right?

by kelamist April 28, 2020

Homo sapiens karenus

A recently discovered new subspecies of humans. Also known as a KAREN. They are aggressive and some of them have a bowl haircut. They love to demand to speak to managers.

Listen guys a new living human subspecies other than us are discovered, they are Homo sapiens karenus.

by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020

Homo Sapien Fucktardis

It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.

Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.

by ThatOneScottishCommunist September 4, 2011

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

by Yonasu October 11, 2008