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salford kiss

A salfordian (person from Salford, North of England, a well hard bastard) giving you a headbutt.
Fucking say that again and i'll give you a Salford kiss
by salfordianprincess December 6, 2017
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Sanford High School

A shithole waste of money High School in Sanford, Maine. 100 million dollars were spent in building this place. Full of pregnant Freshmenand Sophomores, and has a minimal success rate. Wouldn’t be surprised if the foundation of the school is made out of weed. Athletes are decent i guess. Some Teachers don’t give a shit, and the teachers that actually help all got fired because the school couldn’t pay its electricity bill. Go Spartans!
Guy: “Hey you go to Sanford High School
Guy #2: “Yep”
Guy: “Damn what drug you on
by Yoooooooooooos372 November 20, 2019
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Sir Stamford Raffles

aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles
"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly

person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles

person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol
by X_CheeseFries_X April 24, 2022
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north stamford

north stamford, a section in stamford located in the south-western part of connecticut where the houses are huge and the kids are preppy. Mostly everyone lives on at leased an acre of land and owns more than one expensive car. The uniform is a polo with a popped collar and abercrombie & fitch stressed jeans or abercrombie & fitch stressed jean mini skirt.

where people belong to country clubs, everyone knows everyone and most kids are prefered best friends with someone that lives in new canaan or greenwich.

some kids hang out at the stamford town center, but most go out and retreat to more civil areas like the ave or 'town' in new canaan. Although, at one point in each kids life, they tried to be 'ghetto' like the rest of stamford. Most North Stamfordians are scared of getting mugged or have been mugged in downtown such people lock their BMW's and Lincoln Navigators when cruising through such areas.

you will most likely find deer in the backyard & great deal of woods and ponds.

and each kid knows of atleased one celebrity that lives in the area.
kid 1: you live in stamford?
kid 2: yea
kid 1: so are you like ghetto or something
kid 2: no i live in north stamford
kid 1: oh! so your mega rich!
by Lovely Lovely September 12, 2005
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Stamford, CT

All of you who think your too good for the people in Stamford dont judge them without looking in the mirror! I mean all you white kids act like your so ghetto listening to your rap, and act like you know what it means! By the way who ever wrote about Stamford folk looking at houses in greenwich and new caanan, NEWS FLASH without your parents money you'd be living in a cardboard box!
Rich People more power to you with your success. Rich Kids of Rich People try to work at least one day in your life!!!
by that sucks September 17, 2005
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sanford

The gayest town in all of colorado, maybe even the planet. It's filled of racist hicks and mormon girls who preach to "keep it in their pants," but all of us know that they fuck everyone that's closer than a third cousin. The population would not survive without tractors and Joseph Smith. As well as the absence of african americans, there is not a single sidewalk for the fanny bandit missionary coupes to ride their oversized bikes on, and might I mention there are a lot of those couples.
1"Look at that sanford girl."
2"I heard she got knocked up by her cousin,"
1"I'd still bang her"
by asrsdfdsfasd October 17, 2009
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sanford-cheap

Notoriously tight-fisted with money. being so stingy that even Fred Sanford would call you cheap.
That dude's got duckets, but he eats every meal off the value menu because he's so sanford-cheap.
by -OG- April 16, 2008
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