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by BlessedBelow April 5, 2011

samdung

The name I gave my 5 year old, out of warranty 32 inch samsung Hi Def. TV after failing with a double image and discolored video on the lcd display. The same can be said for the rest of the products they sell, since I was disappointed, that the dang thing only lasted me 4 years.

My friend: Hey, why is your TV starting to look so distorted man??? It’s givin me a damn headache!!
Me: It’s a Samdung piece of crap that I ignorantly purchased at Walmart.

I should’ve purchased a Sony at Best Buy instead bro!!! I knew I shouldn’tve purchased that Samdung there Man!!! What a ding dong!!!

by Xclibur2001 August 13, 2018

Samantha

Samantha is the most beautiful, amazing, stunning person you will ever meet. She's a funny social butterfly that always seems to suck you right into whatever she's doing and bring a smile on your face. It's impossible to be unhappy around a Samantha. They usually love monkeys and even when you're rolling your eyes and laughing, she's a funny, amazing, beautiful person. She's loyal and a great best friend and she isn't afraid to speak her mind and fight for what she believes in and for her friends and family.

Person 1: Who is she? She's gorgeous!

Person 2: What? That's Samantha! She's funny and amazing!

by submitterofsaidstuff November 5, 2011

Samoan Clock

To snap a boner and turn it like a clock.

'My girlfriend gave me a samoan clock last night. Now I can't fuck her for weeks!'

by Kinkyshitm8 March 31, 2015

Tickle my anus and call me Samantha

Used when someone is surprised or angry

1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!

by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016

Samantha

Samantha , a girl with class and style. loves having fun and having deep and meaningful conversations. Loves singing, dancing and acting.

That Samantha is one classy and talented girl

by Namrehs July 17, 2010

samaneh

An iranian female name.
She is super cute and you can't stop laughing wihle you are talking to her.
If you have a Samaneh in your life it means you are so fucking lucky!
Beside being super cute she is also very sweet heart and kind as fuck!

A : Who is that sexy girl? I think i like her!
B : You mean Samaneh?! Don't even think about her she is unreachable!

by green sparoow August 17, 2018