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bad samaritan

A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus
Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021
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samariea

The baddest bitch out here, she's intelligent and very talented. One of the nicest and most generous person you will ever meet. She is very loyal and an amazing friend and partner; very passionate. She also has a beautiful smile, luscious lips, and wonderful eyes.
You know that girl Samariea? Yeah she a dime piece, isn't she famous or something?
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Samapriya

Look she's Samapriya . She's so cool
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Good Spamaritan

Someone who goes around performing random acts of kindness and then flooding their friends' Facebook newsfeeds with constant bragging about their good deeds.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Jon is doing good things for people, but does he have to be such a Good Spamaritan?
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Samahria

Samahria could kick Chuck Norris' butt any day of da week.
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Samarpita

A girl who is independent and need to pampered. The girl who roar like a lion but become emotional easily.

The mood changer girl can make people laugh as a well. Boys fall for her easily
Oh, look like samarpita is coming to sway away the boys
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Samaria

a beautiful black Alabama raised famous professional dancer, who can be seen dancing with Justin Bieber, Beyoncé, & many more.
Samaria danced at Coachella Music Festival with Beyoncé.
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