Santaclaustrophobia

An extreme or irrational fear of one or multiple elderly overweight men in white beards and red winter coats in a very small area.

santaclaustrophobia being around, near, or close you

by kiechepie March 21, 2010

Santa Ono

The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.

I would love to have a conversation with Santa Ono, and he me.

by Proud Bearcat April 29, 2013

Mexican Secret Santa

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.

My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock

by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010

Santa

dont lie to kidsif you ever see santa coming in through ur chimney just fucking call the police

daughter- dad i just saw santa coming in!
dad- what! stay with me im calling the police
daughter- why dad thats santa!!
mom- santa isnt real someones breaking into our house!!!

by idrk8080 November 6, 2020

Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph is craptastic town in N.W. Missouri, home of the 'futuristic' McDonald's that will be serving the already obese citizens unlimited fries.

It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.

Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.

by gingersnap15 June 5, 2016

Saint basils academy

A byzantine christian, all girls school in the Philadelphia area of Pennsylvania. Where all the sexy, most beautiful, and smartest girls go.

"Whoa, man, look at that girl! damn she fine!"

"She must go to Saint basils academy."

by girl8903 March 23, 2013

Saint Stanislaus

Straightest homosexual school in the South.

Saint Stanislaus builds men of character.

by Aaron Dunklin August 23, 2021