Saeed is a fat cow that tries to link up with university girls but gets rejected because
he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat
belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.
His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.
He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.
His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat
The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat
belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.
His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.
He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.
His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat
The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
by The-algebros May 4, 2016
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saeed literally should be the word for the strongest saeeds are like a clan like the uchiha
saeed literally should be the word for the strongest saeeds are like a clan like the uchiha
by saeed personality November 16, 2021
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A noun used to describe a man who goes by the name of Saeed and who is so gay that when he walks around the dorms rainbows appear above his head. And he loses bets for dinner at NBA 2k7.
"Check it out, Saeedisgay!"
by Park 3 Represent January 2, 2008
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by j-james February 12, 2010
Get the Saeed mug.An emotionally unstable bitch who has trust issues and has to take it out on their girl by manipulating her in every way possible and is way too controlling.
Friend: My girl is wearing shorts that show too much skin, I'm gonna tell her to change out of it.
Me: Chill you don't want to be a Saeed.
Me: Chill you don't want to be a Saeed.
by saammmyyJ March 18, 2020
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saeed: i'm bald
us: aren't you forgetting somehting?
saeed: like what. i'm failing, i'm old, i can't get it up?
us: no...
saeed: hmm, maybe the fact that i'm full of shit and am a compulsive wanker?
us: hmm. no
Saeed: i'm short was-fat wannabe nigger?
Us: no... you're a fag
saeed: oh yeah i forgot
saeed: i'm bald
us: aren't you forgetting somehting?
saeed: like what. i'm failing, i'm old, i can't get it up?
us: no...
saeed: hmm, maybe the fact that i'm full of shit and am a compulsive wanker?
us: hmm. no
Saeed: i'm short was-fat wannabe nigger?
Us: no... you're a fag
saeed: oh yeah i forgot
by the skoda crew July 28, 2008
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