satsuyadan

Satsuyadan is a Twitter user who posts about Persona and SMT alot. He also posts playthroughs and threads of video games he plays. Filthy elitist...

Satsuyadan is so amazing!

by Satsuya October 22, 2020

Seatsies

When you steal or choose a chair.
can be one someone was sitting on and got up.

Me: I have to get a napkin on the other side of the table. it will take me two seconds. (gets up)

You: Seatsies!

Me: Crappola!

ex.2

whoa! look at that golden chair amongst those blue ones!
seatsies!

erry' one: you suck!

by zeebee123 June 10, 2009

slatsman

An absolute fucking cunt.

I was gonna buy this football shirt off someone on Instagram but Slatsman.

by SlatsmanTheMan September 9, 2019

Statsify

Once in a MILLENIUM Hypixel and Minecraft stat bot (for gamers). Worked on by THE BEST DEVELOPERS in the biosphere (they're pretty good) Some would say they are infamous for their sexy bodies and dazzling smiles as well as their ability in the bedroom. (Many women). If you don't have Statsify in your discord server, delete yourself. Thanks.

Jake: Have you heard of Statsify?

Connor: No, what is it?

Jake: Well I know it's better than Statpixel

Connor: Yup.

by GoogleSites (Statpixel Inc.) October 5, 2020

Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.

Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”

by DirkJDiggler June 4, 2021

Lawn Seats

Opposite of Rock Star Parking. Parking at the very end of the lot, or furthest from the venue.

My best friend borrowed my car. Before she took it, I had Rock Star Parking. She brought it back with a note that said "Sorry, you're parked in Lawn Seats!"

by Kissingwhiskey79 April 1, 2007

Make out seats

The back seats in the last row of the movie theater. Usually used by young couples and horny 11 year olds to make out without anybody seeing them.

Person:Ew, theres some 15 year olds in the make out seats! Gross, you can here them too.

15 year olds:*Continues to suck off partners face during movie*

by x_Elia January 4, 2009