swab jockey

navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )

Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006

Swab Job

(n) When, at the doctors office, one receives a throat culture test.

Man, that nurse just gave me the best swab job ever! Too bad I have strep throat.

by Matt Rogge January 30, 2009

swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

Swab it Out

Can be used in many ways.

Someone who is a Swab is someone who's mother should have aborted them before birth.

When you tell someone to swab that shit out. You are telling them to change what they're doing at the moment or how they're acting.
To swab it out is to fuck shit up.

-Invented and popularized at Fuqua School in Farmville Virginia.

Dude Trey is pissing me off, he's such a swab.

I cant wait to get to the party and swab that bitch out.

Did you see what Tabitha was wearing today? I told her to swab that shit out.

Yea son i can't wait to swab it out later tonight

by Winnie Hodge October 16, 2008

swab meat

the contents of the biohazzard container at the doctors office

think about it, swab meat, it's funny if you're a terrorist.

by SwiiThArt June 12, 2011

Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

swab a hang

A teenagers initial typo of “wanna hang” that baffled adults and now has various meaning from sailor to slut with a boyfriend and probably drugs.

I found this text in my child’s phone, what does “swab a hang” mean?

by Aussiemamacuss February 23, 2021