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Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn
I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.
by DanSussex December 25, 2007
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Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?
Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed
by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006
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optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.
Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage
by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009
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short term beverage storage area

a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption
Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?
by michellenergy November 8, 2010
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coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)
I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room.
by Jen Erso November 29, 2016
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Chaos Storage

Chaos Storage is a form of filing system that although it won't always give you what you were looking for, you will find something that is as useful or is more interesting.
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak
"Where did I put that spanner (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! a pipe wrench, that will do..."

"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"
by Unsub2008 February 13, 2010
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Geothermal storage system

An example of an e-commerce website building platform.

It helps to create a larger flow of net profit and reduce cash outflows by informing user what is best to purchase or invest more into. Helps break down profit margins and increase productivity.
Man: “If you want to grow and expand your business, you gotta use a geothermal storage system! My business grew in only a matter of weeks!”

Man 2: “No way bro, I gotta get this downloaded now!”
by girlyteengirluwu October 1, 2023
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