A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.
New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.
by Knmagor March 30, 2024
by Bunting September 17, 2018
by Johnston McKenzie May 06, 2023
Something that acts as a kind of bureaucratic red tape for freedom loving warriors that would argue that stop signs are bureaucratic red tape.
Michael- Gimme something to rap about, anything.
Guy- Okay, how bout stop signs.
Michael- That's some Malibu's Most Wanted shit, but I'll do it.
Guy- Don't forget Mike, you told me to give you something to rap about. I didn't stop you when I first saw you and say rap about stops signs right now bitch, on the double! So neither of us was in a position or obligation of sub serviance to the other, since we had many different choices, I could have said I'm not giving you a subject, but I didn't choose to do that either.
Guy- Okay, how bout stop signs.
Michael- That's some Malibu's Most Wanted shit, but I'll do it.
Guy- Don't forget Mike, you told me to give you something to rap about. I didn't stop you when I first saw you and say rap about stops signs right now bitch, on the double! So neither of us was in a position or obligation of sub serviance to the other, since we had many different choices, I could have said I'm not giving you a subject, but I didn't choose to do that either.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
A word(s) refering to someone who is on their phone texting at a stop sign usually someone who takes about 20 seconds to start moving after a car passes or the light goes green.
by Admin abuse October 28, 2015
A high school student ( most likely a girl) that will lick your butthole for a nic rip. Will also give BJs to gargle your balls.
“Did you hear that Emily licked that guys butthole for a nic rip?” “God, she’s such a Stop Sign Slut”
by david’s left nut February 19, 2022
by Elektrafying_ July 19, 2017