speling

'Speling" is something that a lot of people on this site seem to do. I think that 'spelling' correctly is beyond most of them.

Urbandicksionary has meny speling misteaks.

by Beneli May 5, 2004

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010

sterling

a slang term to mean good or nice, it was popular in 1980's britain, but has now become slightly archaic, replaced with more modern words such as smart, wicked, and cool.
An example of its use can be seen in the film 'this is england'.

'that shirt looks sterling'
'sterling haircut that mate'

by Lucys_Drowning October 18, 2008

stealing It

while your partner (willing partner) is sleeping, you begin to have intercourse with them, and then they wake up.. realize whats going on and continue having sex..

Dude I woke up last night and my girlfriend was on top of me stealing it.

by jenifa December 9, 2008

Stelling

To keep a friend informed of vital sports scores/incidents via text messages while they are otherwise engaged. E.g. at a wedding, abroad or on a shopping trip with their partner.

Named for Jeff Stelling, presenter on Sky Sports, who gives out live scores and incidents during Saturday's programme of football.

I'm on the beach in Barbados, can you Stelling me the Liverpool game?

by Realrui April 21, 2008

Stalingrab

To rape or be raped in a style reminiscent of a giant moustached Russian.

If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.

by President D Milhous Kennedy December 16, 2010

Sip Stealing

Taking extra sips from the self serve soda fountains before filling your cup and closing the lid. Offenders are usually found hanging out by the soda fountains and continously drinking from the fountain until they feel they have had a satisfactory amount. Usually sampling two or three different flavors and then proceeding to exit the fast food establishment.

"Sip Stealing is required man, how can I tell if the soda gonna be flat or not?"

by Jay Boogie February 23, 2006