Stage 4 terminal cancer

the shit i got

me: I have Stage 4 terminal cancer

you: shut up, bro you're lying

by r/whooosh November 28, 2019

Stage 10 Cancer

Receding hairline, has received 10 Make-A-Wishes, makes autistic noises and has infectious Cancer.

Moe has Stage 10 Cancer.

by Kysstudent May 21, 2023

Stage Crew

Those underapreciated people in black who work in the shadows during a show, and take care of everything the actors cant; lighting, sound, design, sets. Usually very strange people who crawl onto the catwalk and write poetry when feeling especially lonely.

Janitor: (while fixing something backstage) uh oh, i dont understand this, i better get a stage crew kid.

by lili March 3, 2005

stage bomb

When an individual runs up onto a theatrical stage during a production, pulls down his pants, defecates, and runs away.

This was first done in a production of "Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark", in 2011.

Oh my stars, that gentleman just threw a stage bomb onto that production! *faints*

by Alsmore August 29, 2016

Stage Health

The phenomena when the adrenaline from performing is enough to counter act any illness symptoms. Usually used in theatre and lasts long enough to survive a performance.

"Dude, you are sick as a dog, how did you make it through that act?"

"My stage health pulled me through, but now I need to go take a nap."

by britticus96 October 18, 2020

stage dive

if you are a huge person, and you see a 90 pound chick in the audience, don't stage dive in her direction. she will get crushed/hurt/pissed off. also a bunch of hardcore dudes will try to kick your ass because hurting little chicks at shows is just not cool.

i am still bitter to the fat ass who stage dived then landed on me while attending a the Bled show.

by tardXcore September 28, 2005

stage curtains

extremly large red pissflaps.flaps that hang out of the vagina excessively.

that filthy slag has the largest stage curtains ive ever seen. i then proceeded to suck on her fat stage curtains followed by me taking a tip on her face.and then farting into her mouth and then i took a burst on her face. oh yeah

by Andrew McColl June 2, 2008