squid

Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.

Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend."
Sailor - "It's payday, you fuckstick."
Alternately, one sailor to another:
"What's up, squid?"
"Nothin', you?"

by nukenabber December 30, 2004

Squid

Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.

"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."

by Damien April 23, 2005

Squid

A squid is a male or female that dates your friend. As a result you never see them again. The "squid" usually comes from a separate group of friends and takes that friend away to dark place.
Usually a squid is an overprotective boyfriend or clingy girlfriend.
It's based on a sailor being stolen from his ship by a giant squid and taken to the depth of the sea never to be seen again.

To the depths with ya squid!

by nuffmenwontest September 20, 2010

squid

person who cant handle the challenges of everyday life. one that is soft.

ryan puked after like 5 beers, what a fuckin squid

guy is 30 years old and still lives at home, man up and stop being such a squid.

by boloney pony November 15, 2010

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

squid

A friend, derived from the singular version of squad. Synonyms include, homie, slime, bro, etc.

Yo, what up, my squid?

by floralmayonnaise May 4, 2019

Squid

An uncommon reply to a question that would rather not be answered. Also can be a unusual greeting to someone you know well. Usually said in the form of a question.

Can you help me with something?
Squid?

by re11ding October 2, 2012