spite fuck

The act of having sex with a guy or girl just because you hate their significant other. In other words, having sex with a guy just to spite their girlfriend.

Mike's girlfriend kept talking shit to Sara, so Sara had to give Mike a spite fuck.

by gothchic June 15, 2011

Spite Store

A store purposely built next to or in close proximity of another one selling the same or similar products. In doing so, the new store owner plans to avenge prior mistreatment in the other store by taking its customers.

Larry decided to build a coffee selling spite store next to Mocha Joe's after being banned for complaining about the poor service at that store.

by Topaz144 March 27, 2020

spite-puke

To vomit on a person, place or thing intentionally

a vomit-based reprisal

I spite-puked in her purse!

by StreetsvilleSpitePuke April 4, 2012

spite liking

Spite liking (verb): Liking another's Facebook status motivated by facetious ness or jealousy. More subtle than disparaging comments, the spite like is meant to unnerve or irritate the original poster.

"Man that nigga posting shit like he happy, I licked him for QP and started spite liking his shit."

by patnasty April 18, 2014

Spite House

The U.S. Congress was taken over by teahadist Republicans. These people who, for whatever reason, are opposed to anything proposed by President Obama. Even though the tea party is only a small, but growing, part of the Republican Party, they seem to hold the House under their control. The "spite" refers to this delusional minority holding the government hostage as they stubbornly try to get their way. This spite lead to the now infamous tea party downgrade and the equally infamous tea party shutdown These teatards would rather destroy our economy and credit rating out of spite than compromise with Democrats.

The tea party damaged America's credit rating out of spite and their opposition to reason and the tradition of compromise. The Republicans' Spite House is a big problem for Obama, the Congressional Democrats and all Americans!

by luckyblackcat13 December 23, 2013

Spite marriage

A marriage motivated primarily by a desire to hurt or get even with someone else.

"She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn't care -- in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity."

by Luddz June 11, 2015

Spite-Ranker

Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.

"Spite-Rankers like to give negative ratings to people that they dislike."

by Shrapnoid May 29, 2007