spiderwebs

A strange man in a top hat, and/or over-sized clothing

"So I said to Abe Lincoln, 'What's up, Spiderwebs?'"

by Walt Meyers June 9, 2008

Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off after walking in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).

While taking the garbage out, I walked in to a massive spiderweb, droppped the bin on my foot, screamed like a banshee and did the spiderweb dance.

by stowball December 23, 2010

arabian spiderweb

Expanding or stretching the ball sack over the nose and mouth of a female resulting in a dead body to make love to them kebab them into some delishes Arabian salad

Dude I totally Arabian spiderweb her allaahhh akbarrrrr

by Nermerniger January 26, 2018

Nigerian spiderweb

When you ejaculate in your own pubic hairs and let it crust until the first crow of the cock.

Man.. I wasn’t feeling too good last night I had to give myself the good ol’ Nigerian spiderweb.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

in the spiderwebs

An opiate binge of two or more days

Man Tiffany and I got some Roxies and layed up in the spiderwebs for the entire weekend

by Mildred63 September 13, 2013