Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Baltimore Beatdown October 24, 2007

Gasm Spasm

The vaginal contractions that occur during intense female orgasms. This exerts pressure on the penis causing tremendous pleasure for everyone!

"Ooohh Ahhhh oooooohhhh YESSS"... Now THAT was a HUGE gasm spasm.

by Ian Lawless June 19, 2006

Spastic in the attic

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.

"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"

by James Buckley August 26, 2007

Spasian

A mixture of Asian and Latina heritages.

I'm so down for the Spasian chics.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

spasm chasm

vagina - common in low grade pornographic literature in the 1970

"I rammed my thrusting love muscle deep into her spasm chasm"

by Spycho August 4, 2003

Rectal Spasm

When ecto gunk explodes from the rear.

"Dayum, I was just chillin, mindin mah own business, when all of a sudden I had a rectal spasm! That shiz is messy!"

by Squaddeh June 21, 2012

spasticated

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

by rainey06au August 28, 2005