Carter B Sneed

Very Ugly Migit

Carter B Sneed is so weird

by trewadsfghiopiuytrgdfs May 2, 2019

Sneed

SNEED; The Sneed is a computer program developed at Toys R Us by Mike Drake and his Boy's World Team (sometimes known as Drake's Action Rangers) in 2000 and 2001. The original Sneed was developed to look at the inventory for one category of merchandise in a single store and determine how much product that store needed based on past sales history and determining how much they would receive after rounding that need to the case pack. Other versions of the Sneed were developed to look at entire areas or regions and make the same calculations and another version was developed to "ramp up" sales for the winter holidays. Ostensibly the name "Sneed" meant "store need" but Drake would often reveal it was actually a reference to the Dr Suess book The Lorax in which a sneed is a thing that everyone wants and nobody cares how they get. Drake and his team often felt this was how the stores viewed product.

"Activate the Sneed!" roared Garone.

by John Eyler September 26, 2005

Need for Sneed

Kaleb Nelson likes big black dick

-"Kaleb made the other definition for Need for Sneed and shouldn't have because he didn't know people would over react"

-"Foreal?!"

by LeNelson October 28, 2011

sneed

when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary

sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke

caleb:no shutup sneed

sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...

by keelo-b December 29, 2008

sneed

a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.

Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.

by PT_God April 21, 2005

sneedy

Adj.: 1. To be obsessive over a girl that obviously doesnt like you because youre a fag. 2. To pretend that you have a closer relationship with that girl than you actually do.

Person 1: "Why are you acting so sneedy man?"
Person 2: "Shut up dude she likes me."
Person 1: "Bro, all you do is paint your nails and try parkour. She hates you."

by Not Rachel haha August 26, 2010

Sneed

The tragic circumstance of peeing a little when you sneeze.

Oops. I just sneed.

by SweetsK August 21, 2013