Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Smacking Talk

The act of building yourself up before some sort of competition, usually involving Dance Central.

"Man, Kelly sucks at Dance Central, she's going to lose so bad to me on Saturday." - Smacking talk

by Nemo Braesch December 5, 2011

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

smacking bagels

When two lesbians are enjoying some "alone time"

I heard Jane went to Emily's and 5 minutes into netflix and chill they started smacking bagels.

by Thomas Pepperidge Farm January 8, 2017

smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.

“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”

by XineOhp January 10, 2018

Smacking Donuts

Smacking Donuts
The act of two females enjoying glazed Donuts.

I just seen two girls smacking Donuts.

by Sikteez024 June 12, 2018

smacking a durrie

having a cigarette at a party

smacking a durrie: yoh mate, kgala was smacking the durries on saturday

by browntowndurriemates February 18, 2019