Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

Stumble-A-Fuck

a game in which consists of selecting three random candidates, supplied by stumbleupon.com (babes section), where players must place each candidate into a separate category of kill, fuck, or marry.

"Hey John you want to play Stumble-A-Fuck"
"Yea lets pull up some hot bitches"

by M.J.S December 6, 2012

Swumble

To wrap someone up in all the cuddles

To entirely enfold them with your cuddling appendages

I miss you so much baby, I'm gonna swumble you next time I see you

by Octokitty January 6, 2017

Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.

Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

stumble

- walk unsteadily;
- miss a step and fall or nearly fall;
- lurch: an unsteady uneven gait
- encounter by chance
- make an error;
- trip: an unintentional but embarrassing blunder

- "The drunk man stumbled about"
- "She stumbled over the tree root"
- "I stumbled across a long-lost cousin last night in a restaurant"
- "She slipped up and revealed the name"
- "he recited the whole poem without a single trip";

by Gemini-May December 28, 2005

slumber

To sleep for a very long time.

In particular, longer than you would for a normal sleep and shorter than bedrest

Man, I wish I had just slept instead of slumbered.

by Jason101 December 25, 2005